The Secret to a Successful Marriage
Author: Bill Roberts
Now that I’ve captured your attention,
you’ll probably expect me to reveal
how it happens that I’ve been married
happily for the most part to the same
woman these past forty-eight years.
Sorry that I’ve misled you and probably
will disappoint you – I simply don’t know
how it happened….but it did, and my
wife and I are living testimony that it
can happen – stay happily married, I mean.
Maybe it was because we got to know
one aonther in those two years before
we got married and settled down, so to
speak, though we never really have done
that, settled down, taken anything for granted.
We contest nearly everything, even after
reaching the point where we trust one
another’s judgment (though mine isn’t
always to be trusted – to wit: clothing I buy
without aforethought from mail order ‘zines).
It’s simply that we like pretty much the same
things – music, travel, food, drink, people,
books, movies, plays – and avoid pretty much
the same things – religion, politics, TV shows,
cell phones, joining groups, and most effluvia.
We’re not the same, and vive la difference.
So, don’t try to sell either one of us on crap
that’s unimportant and won’t figure into our
lives. We just don’t buy it. We’ve heard it
all, seen most of it, and are set in our ways.
That said, let’s get down to the real secret.
We still enjoy sex. And with one another!
Is that truly the secret? Of course not.
We really just enjoy being with each other,
hugs and kisses – just not all the damned time.
(Published in the Fall 2006 online issue of Long Story Short)
Note: The poem says it all, no further explanation needed. Oh, and by the way – we’ve been married now going on 52 years in February 2010 – to repeat, happily for the most part.


